epic guide at your service

Minecraft username:notch

Real name (recommended):crotch

Age:19

Location:straight outta dublin!

How long have you been playing on THIS server?:2 months

How often do you plan on being on THIS server?:every day

Name any Admins or Mods who would vouch for you:kingnothing_01, m_park21, dtfgator would all vouch

Why do you deserve Guide status? What sets you apart from the other players and would make you a good part of the staff?: im so epic that my epicness radiates
around me raising the overall epicness level in the immediate area to a whole new level of epicness never seen before by mortal men, pretty fucking epic.
im also a big fan of squares and cubes in general so minecraft fuels my shape addiction, which is also epic.
i build machines that build other machines, i know right, epic.
i over use the word epic, pretty fucking epic in its own right.
i beat the water temple, <---beyond epic right here
im immune to pictures of cats and sinks, because we are equally epic.
i can count to 10 in five languages; english, irish, spanish, japanese and epic.
i steal from the rich and give to myself, i also steal from the poor.
im an antidisestablishmentarianist, but the other way around.
i own the only mustard tiger in existence; whole new level of epicness.
i can rhyme the words orange, silver and gorilla, in fact anyword, except epic.
im so underground i was a hipster before it was hip.
im so emo i tried to make my mother have an abortion with me.
im so phresh im phail.
you cant spell setanta1810 without etanta1810, alot of people do not know this.
i can sense danger, after i create it.
i spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
my spidey sense is always tingling, but they say its parkinsons.
i bring large bags of oregano on holidays with me to make some new tsa friends.
i can in fact go fuck myself.
i told Hitler to do it...so he grew the moustache.
i stopped wearing fur coats and started wearing chuck norris.
i dont always smoke weed, but when i do its every day.
i gave a child with no arms or legs cancer for christmas, it was the best horoscope he ever read... until it spread to his lungs and killed him.
i love children... medium rare.
when jesus first died i said inb4 ressurection. thats how the internet was born.
i went to the black market, they said no whites aloud, so i got a tin of paint and killed them with it in a way so epic my left arm is going numb just think about it.
epic heart attack.

wut.

+1 for making me lol.

What.


I gotta say, best app ever.

That was arguably one of the funniest things I've ever read on these forums. By the way, would you happen to smoke crack?

Look at his Avatar...

MARIJUANA MAN
RIARIARIARIARIA

guitarfatality wrote:i beat the water temple, <---beyond epic right here
.

This....

cloudkesh wrote:This....

Is SPARTA!!!!!!

Kevo235 wrote:

cloudkesh wrote:This....

Is SPARTA!!!!!!

Well Fuck! *Kicked into the Pit* I REGRET EVERYTHING!!

BroadStreetBully wrote:That was arguably one of the funniest things I've ever read on these forums. By the way, would you happen to smoke crack?

i dont always smoke crack, but when i do.. its every day

you, my friend, deserve the internet