Summing up History Class!

In the American Revolution, Capitalist Muricans fought for independence. It is made a slogan by the Sons of Anti-Griffing "no taking without replanting." In the Second Continental Congress, they claim a man from this magical place called Oasis SMP was to be made general. General Pax Washington, would fight the Griffer-Griefer War. Many people got banned, many of his men were murdered by Kathy the Lag Demon. At the Battle of Shopworld Hill, Pax and his other staff officers, shot banhammer cannons at British griffers, Pax bans over 1/3 of their griff team. Unfortunately, they run out of banhammers so they retreat and fly away like magic.
 
   In the Ban of Trenton, over 800 Griefans are taken prisoner at the grief community of Trenton. General Pax Washington suffered no staff loss. A said turning point of the revolution was when General Pax Washington beat the British Grief Army at The Battle of /warp Saratoga in which he banned the grief army. And Officer Lina got back the stolen sheeeeepppp. They ride away on their sheep. In the Declaration of Indesheepance, General Pax Washington and others got together and declared Indesheepance. The Articles of Rules (Some boring people call it the Articles of Confederation) then ten years later the Rule Board(More boring feo people say The Constitution) and justice shall rule the land .w.

Not quite sure what I just read. I'll just smile and nod.

How do i do history?

My life has been turned upside down with this history lesson >_<

I know exactly what you are talking about. I just learned the other version of the story last year and this is one of the few things that I actually paid attention to in History! 

this version is a whole lot better though @A@

So basically:


and:

Xhoblophone wrote:

jandavey wrote: General Pax Washington

In another translation of this historical transcript, this character came up, in place of Pax Washington.

Yes... shaun the Sheep Messiah... replace ALL the history texts!

New forum banner, right there

I really need to hide my stash of fairy dust, you all have been snorting way too much of it  

ah what the heck I might as well join the madness. Here's the new Oasis anthem (it's the same tune as the star spangled banner):

The Star-spangled Banhammer

Oh Oasis I can see,
in the dawn's early light,
That so proudly we escaped from mobs in the evening;
and we guided the sheep, through the perilous night,
Oh the griefers we watched, who were gallantly greifing.

But Pax's rocket banhammer flared, banning griefers in mid-air,
gave proof through the night, that our staff was still there.

Oh say does Oasis SMP prevail;
for the land of the sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep,
who are fair and braaaaaaaaave.

XD