Bored?

Are you bored? Do you have access to the internet? Now there's better things to do than porn!


How secure is your password?
It would take a computer a billion years to guess my password (literally)

Want to write a good story?
This site Can help. Have fun with wacky scenarios

Wanna wear down your mouse?
This site will randomly generate pictures of people pointing to wherever your pointer is.

The mighty internet says... no
No!

Don't you ever wonder...
Has the LHC destroyed the world? Will I ever get super powers? Is Mick done with this yet? The answer, my friend, is right there.

Warp Drive!
Bring 'er up to light speed, chewie!

mickdude2 wrote:there's better things to do than porn!

I don't appreciate when you lie to me.

DANGIT, only a million years for my password

Apparently the password "secret" is not good enough.

10 days for my password Long enough to change it again..

Personally, my favorite website of all time is
The Salmon of Capistrano
And there's always

Omfgdogs

The End of the Internet

The webpage that cant decide

And finally,

Staggering Beauty, the Website that sounds like you should clear your history, but isnt that.. at all..

My password will take 35 sextillion years, wait what?

Not even a second. All my valuable Oasis information is just 0.77229 seconds from being hacked.

Edit: Ohai, it's March :D Happy March everyone

Also, Story time:
It the the 12 of September, in the autumn of 93'. Bob Ferguson had just found out the most tragic news of his life. His family and every friend of his died in a fire. It was a big fire. On another note, James Alexander had just arrived at Humbernackle's Bar. He was there, set on a blind date. James was a famous dude. He met the... Screw it, it's 1:30 and this story isn't going any where. And that's exactly what James did. Little did he know, that she was his long lost sister. So when people found out, they went crazy and stuffs. Then the media followed this stuff and the whole world found out. James hung himself later that day, but he did not really die. He went to the hospital where two men in dark blacks suits entered the room. They interrogated him and he did not answer, because he was in a coma. Due to his lack of compliance, they beat him up and stole all of his possensions. Soon, the world foudn out he was an alien and the press told everyone. The end. Oh ya, and the guy that told the press was his bud Bob. Who is also an alien.

Prompt:The story starts when your protagonist goes on a blind date.

Another character is a bartender who has told your protagonist's secret to the press.

Happy march day to you, (XD less than a second XD you gotta fix that gonk!)