We're Bored... Tell Jokes.

I was bored, so I decided to make a post on the off-topic.

Here is a crappy Joke...

Knock Knock, Who's there, Dr., Dr. Who... Haha.

Wanna hear a joke?
Leather armor in PvP.

Why Sarah couldn't use the swing?

BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS.

Knock, who's there?

NOT SARAH.

John was in the car, when he suddenly crashed, why?

BECAUSE SARAH WAS DRIVING.

Why Sarah can't wear gloves?

BECAUSE SHE DIED IN THE ACCIDENT.

Women's rights.

Religion.

*just imagine this*

Notch in the club going ham.

I didn't think that this Post would get people posting on it :3

what did the minecraft turkey say?
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. cobble, cobble, cobble!

Whenever someone asks me what I want to be in life, I will answer 'a professional.' If they ask 'A professional what?' they've walked into a line from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

1) Its spelt: 'We're'

2) I not really the man with the sense of humore, but whatever.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?

A: Someone Threw A Fridge at her.

Croky1 wrote:1) Its spelt: 'We're'

2) I not really the man with the sense of humore, but whatever.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?

A: Someone Threw A Fridge at her.

Agressive.



I like...

Why did the little boy drop is ice cream?
A. His mum threw a microwave at him.

Double post all the way

My friend threw sodium chloride at me, it was a salt.

I went to the zoo, it only had a dog, it was a shihtzu.

Penis

no really, that's the joke

Let's play teh penis game penish

Lol okay. Still amazed that this got people to post on it :D

The reason why people are making jokes, is because jokes are funny. Why are jokes funny? Well Doctor Krazo will explain this in the upcoming few lines of text.

The origin of the joke.

Long, Long ago people, also known as the first human being on earth decided to start telling stories to others, while walking to their occasional hunting spot which they always have used to get food for their woman and children. The animals they hunt for were almost always Penguins or Polar Unicorns. These animals were very common in the area the, so called, neanderthalers lived in. The weather hasn't always been good, they've had lots and lots of Död Snö, snow with nazi zombies, around the main hunting area. The Nazi-Zombies made it almost impossible for the neanderthaler to hunt for food. That's why there are so many dead bodies from dead people laying in the room where all the dead people become undead and will transform into nazi and then they can go hunt in the snow for the living neanderthalers who are hunting for the penguins and the Polar unicorns. Sometimes a polar unicorn evolves to a Spherical bipolar unicorn which makes it possible for the Spherical bipolar unicorn to fly and reach that high that the spherical bipolar unicorn almost reaches the Galaxy, but to reach the Galaxy the spherical bipolar unicorn has to evolve to the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorn. That takes at least 20 years to reach. So by the time the Spherical bipolar unicorn reaches the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorn stage it will be close to death because these kind of creatures only live for 30 years and then they will die a tragic and painfull death which makes it more safe for the neanderthalers to hunt for their penguins and polar unicorns because the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorns will kill all the nazi-zombies so that there are no more nazi-zombies anymore to hunt the neanderthalers so the neanderthalers will get on top of the food chain and will be dominating the whole world so the world will surrender themself and the neanderthalers are using the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorns to reach to the end of the galaxy so the hunting can continue and they will live forever so they dont die whenever they want or can. But suddenly the unicorns started to evolve into Russian Unicorns which looked like this:
But than after they have evolved into the Russian Unicorns, which look hardcore because they all have bad ass AK-47's all over their bodies they are conquering the galaxy which reaches very far because the unicorns have been everywhere you could imagine, There is one right now behind your screen. If you turn around you will see him when he is hiding behind your chair and than he hides behind your screen so you will never see him. The unicorns thought this was funny, so they did it to everyone they passed.

And that's why jokes are funny.

Because the unicorn hides behind your chair and screen so s/he can scare you.

A Belgium, a Dutch and a German guy are having contest. The challenge is to jump over this very high wall and who can make it and who jumps the highest of all. The German guy has no trouble jumping over the wall. The Dutch guy barely makes it and falls on his face at the other side of the wall. The it's now the Belgium guy's chance. He jumps right into the wall.

My question is: Who has jumped the highest

Polar Unicorns.

That's a pegasus, it has wings.

Krazo wrote:The reason why people are making jokes, is because jokes are funny. Why are jokes funny? Well Doctor Krazo will explain this in the upcoming few lines of text.

The origin of the joke.

Long, Long ago people, also known as the first human being on earth decided to start telling stories to others, while walking to their occasional hunting spot which they always have used to get food for their woman and children. The animals they hunt for were almost always Penguins or Polar Unicorns. These animals were very common in the area the, so called, neanderthalers lived in. The weather hasn't always been good, they've had lots and lots of Död Snö, snow with nazi zombies, around the main hunting area. The Nazi-Zombies made it almost impossible for the neanderthaler to hunt for food. That's why there are so many dead bodies from dead people laying in the room where all the dead people become undead and will transform into nazi and then they can go hunt in the snow for the living neanderthalers who are hunting for the penguins and the Polar unicorns. Sometimes a polar unicorn evolves to a Spherical bipolar unicorn which makes it possible for the Spherical bipolar unicorn to fly and reach that high that the spherical bipolar unicorn almost reaches the Galaxy, but to reach the Galaxy the spherical bipolar unicorn has to evolve to the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorn. That takes at least 20 years to reach. So by the time the Spherical bipolar unicorn reaches the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorn stage it will be close to death because these kind of creatures only live for 30 years and then they will die a tragic and painfull death which makes it more safe for the neanderthalers to hunt for their penguins and polar unicorns because the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorns will kill all the nazi-zombies so that there are no more nazi-zombies anymore to hunt the neanderthalers so the neanderthalers will get on top of the food chain and will be dominating the whole world so the world will surrender themself and the neanderthalers are using the Galaxism bipolarism sphericalism communism unicorns to reach to the end of the galaxy so the hunting can continue and they will live forever so they dont die whenever they want or can. But suddenly the unicorns started to evolve into Russian Unicorns which looked like this:
But than after they have evolved into the Russian Unicorns, which look hardcore because they all have bad ass AK-47's all over their bodies they are conquering the galaxy which reaches very far because the unicorns have been everywhere you could imagine, There is one right now behind your screen. If you turn around you will see him when he is hiding behind your chair and than he hides behind your screen so you will never see him. The unicorns thought this was funny, so they did it to everyone they passed.

And that's why jokes are funny.

Because the unicorn hides behind your chair and screen so s/he can scare you.

I don't approve this because ponies

Essay Much?

Two atoms are walking on the street.
Says on atom to the other: ''Hey, i think i have lost an electron''
The other says: ''are you sure ?''
''Yes, i'm positive'' replies the first atom.

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.

tanaka91 wrote:Two atoms are walking on the street.
Says on atom to the other: ''Hey, i think i have lost an electron''
The other says: ''are you sure ?''
''Yes, i'm positive'' replies the first atom.

Chemistry Jokes :D

One of my favourite sorts!

revilo410 wrote:

tanaka91 wrote:Two atoms are walking on the street.
Says on atom to the other: ''Hey, i think i have lost an electron''
The other says: ''are you sure ?''
''Yes, i'm positive'' replies the first atom.

Chemistry Jokes :D

One of my favourite sorts!

I have a whole lot more Rev if you wanna hear them Ranging from simple to quite hard.