LordT's Retirement Application

NOTE: While this is not a real application, this is a real retirement post. Keep the tissues nearby.

I originally didn't plan on making a retirement post, but I figured I would go out on a laugh.

Minecraft username: LordTomenon

Real name (recommended): Tomenon, Protector of the Trash Cans and Lord of the Oasis Regional Raccoon Army. (jk it's Caleb but eh, we can pretend)

Age: 14(.5)

Location: A trash can. Somewhere.

How long have you been playing on THIS server?: Over 2 years at this point.

How often do you plan on being on THIS server?: Whenever I'm not out trying to find some trash to loot, I'll be here.

Why do you deserve Retired status? "Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I." -9th Doctor. Thing is, I got some things going on, IRL crap to handle, and life to live. On top of that, I'm gonna pull the extremely selfish retirement excuse and say that I just miss being that awkward player sitting in the corner doing his own little thing, watching chat and mining. Those were the good days, I'm gonna relive them.

Take care, staff team. I'm sure you will do fine without me =)

Pleasure serving with you, the finest raccoon oasis has ever seen! ;)

and another great one goes down. you are an amazing person :D thanks for being staff for us, protecting us from the evils. im glad youll still be here so i can irk you ;) <3  Hope you get your problems sorted out.

LordTomenon wrote:Protector of the Trash Cans

Thank you for protecting the Trubbishes home
#Praise

RIP all the tissues in the world...

dude my best friend on the server

why u do dis, btw good luck irl all that gets in the way and remember its more important

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wai u do dis coon, is it because i changed my name to ShadyMagazine? i feel like it is.
P.S. dont read this when listening to nos https://soundcloud.com/twistedvoodoo/wither

Thanks for all you've done, on and around the server. Real life is more important than games, after all. Hopefully you can join the server once in a while, you'll be missed ;-;.

HOW COULD I NOT HAVE THROWN THIS IN HERE?!? ;)

Sorry to see you retire coon. You will be missed and at least log in once in awhile to check in.

ThunderHorse wrote:Sorry to see you retire coon. You will be missed and at least log in once in awhile to check in.

Oi, this is a retirement post, not a goodbye post, Thunder xD You will still be seeing me, I just won't be staff. You can't get rid of me that easily.

@Rev, denying this won't work. Sorry.

Caleb, its been a pleasure serving with you. I can understand that urge to just be a player again.

Every time I think about you, I think about back when you first joined the server and was still a guest making that town in the desert right off the desert portal. You wanted a warp for it. Me and Krazo_ (both mods then)were like, man he's put in so much work, but we cant just give it to him.

So one of us made your member app, the other made your warp app.

Have fun Caleb!

It was great working with you. You were a fantastic staff member.

Good luck in your future endeavors! Don't forget to say hello every now and then when you get a chance :)

Best wishes!

I regret not being there to post this sooner, but tis a shame to see you retire! At least there is solace in the fact that you'll still be staying with us. Hope to see you around!

We are Gr00t ;-;