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My favorite CHristmas joke.


Santa was having a really bad year.

Mrs. Claus was mad at him, so he was sleeping on the couch and eating cheap Chinese take out. The elves were on strike, the reindeer all had the scours (hershey squirts) and the naughty/nice list was mixed up. To top it off, his hemorrhoids were acting up. So he sat as his desk, trying to sort the list, find a vet that would commute to the North Pole and figure shipping rates to factories in India to get the toys done...when in walked a Christmas Angel.

She was a glowing vision, pearly wings, long flowing hair, the sweetest smile on her face and eyes as blue as the sky. Her gown floated lightly and there was a scent of delicate roses about her.
In her melodious voice she trilled "Oh dearest Santa, blessings of this joyous season be upon you...I have brought for you this magnificent Christmas tree! Where would you like me to put it??"

And that,children, is how angels got on top of Christmas trees.........

Z.

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You're a funny guy.

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I can't believe you typed that with a straight face.