Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

[FerociousFeline]

I just cant express how happy i am to be apart of this community :'3 truthfully  i needed that laugh. I shared this thread with a few of my friends because due to recent events im personally going through, truthfully i've been quite blue but now im feeling quite renewed. I love you guys so much, i can always count on you bunch to pull me out of a rut. I appreciate all of the positive energy and i treasure that one memory. The day i joined oasis, out of all places, im so happy i landed here. 
(my attempt but yea i love ya guys ;w; this made my day <3 ) 

[shadeyghost]

Will the real slim shady please stand up


***Drops Mic***

Where's shadeyghost when you need him?

AM SOZ, havent been checking forums lately .-., that and i can't rap for crap, so ima get off the track, and leave a place for the space-bound

[NostrumDomus]

Will the real slim shady please stand up


***Drops Mic***

Where's shadeyghost when you need him?

AM SOZ, havent been checking forums lately .-., that and i can't rap for crap, so ima get off the track, and leave a place for the space-bound

You sure about that? :3

[Xhoblophone]

door-hinge kinda rhymes with orange.

[LordTomenon]

Your puns are hilarious,
But your rhymes are plain lame.
Watch out and move over,
I'm now in the game.
I'm the Lord of the Raccoons,
And King of Rhymes.
You better buckle up,
This coaster's in 'Climb'.

You will be Bashed and Bruised,
Broken and Bleeding,
When I'm through with you,
You'll be beaten and weeping.
You've joined the Big Leagues now,
You're playing a dangerous game.
So pick up your cutting knives,
Fight for your name.
This is no longer a kitchen,
You're now longer peeling oranges.
Fail to play along,
And you'll be door-hinges.

[4emersons]

[Guest]

door-hinge kinda rhymes with orange.

Sporange

Mín work here is Donne
*flies into the clouds*

[Xhoblophone]

This is no longer a kitchen,
You're now longer peeling oranges.
Fail to play along,
And you'll be door-hinges.

Ok mate, move on over,
My subpar rhymes are not far from Port Dover.
You might have wiped the floor with your own rhymes,
But I'm about to bust your rapper ass for your crimes
You started out all straight and true,
But within minutes you'd gone from pro to foo'
But you I do not pity
Cause your rhymes, they ain't even witty
Cause the entertainment division of the 69th regiment,
We coming to bust your ass for the COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!!!

[IHasADerp]

haha yeah poems

[LordTomenon]

"Pro to Foo'", huh?
You'er the fool, bruh.
I'm standing MY ground, will you stand yours?
You didn't copyright any rhymes
On hinges for doors.
What crimes you gonna bust for?
The only crime is folk lore.
My rhymes are the witty ones,
Yours are crap.
Come back with more rhymes,
More rhymes that aren't scrap.
I'll give you the spotlight now,
Will you back down?
Ohwaitthatsright,
You don't know rhyme know-how,
No-way no-how,
You just ain't got the gift now.
Have I blown your mind yet?
No need to lie.
Little tip from Vet to Vet,
Don't continue to try
You'll try to counter this
And you'll end up failing
So get down from the stage
Or it's me you'll be hailing.

^^
What was that, composed in 2 minutes? 3 max?
Don't try calling hacks,
I can counter that by calling up Pax.
Who will he side for?
I can't tell.
That's his to decide,
Not mine. Lel.

gtgnow that last one was bad xD

[Xhoblophone]

[Birdiebug02]

so this went from puns..... to a rap battle.... seems legit

[4emersons]

You're rhymes are so whack you wish you could turn time back,
Yeah you, put your face in a sack,
'Cuz when I come in, all you gon' do is quack,
You aint got the guts to attack,
Just sit there, watching from the stands,
Starin' at my track,
Pickin' with your hands,
At your dental plaque,
Oh, you watch battle of the bands?
That's cute, but I'm the one out here makin' all the fans,
How long you gunna be sittin' in the stands?
Wipin' yo butt with failed plans,
Call me when you wanna make some jams,
Until then, I'' see you in the nether lands.

[LordTomenon]

Um, Okay
You want to play?
I can take you on any day.
Bring it on, I say.
You don't have anything on me
Just yet.
Try again another day,
But you won't win, I bet.
I guarantee a fight,
I'll throw in all my might.
Just you wait and see
What you think of me
When I'm through with thee.
Get ready to be
Terribly beaten up by me
'Cause I can go all day long
Singin' my little song
Then I'll turn time back
So you can sing along.
You ready for this?
I am.
I'm in a bliss
Happy to rap
And now I'm done with this
I've run my lap...

Get ready to run your's, because I'm just getting started X)

[madscientist032]

Can we bring this back to a pun thread? as much as I like seeing all the creativity flying around I would appreciate it if this thread stayed on topic before it gets out of hand and subsequently locked.

We wouldn't want any... unforeseen consequences... would we?

Thanks.

[Xhoblophone]

Of coarse not mad, we've all bean down that rocky road before.

[Xhoblophone]

I'd also like to point out, that Taccy's signature is amazing with this thread.

[Guest]

I found this in my newsfeed just now

[4emersons]

I have a *few* punny pics that I shall share with y'all! Spoiler because it is rather *short*.

All the Imgurs +_+:

[NostrumDomus]

Chopped wood today. Got board and and move on. >.>

[NostrumDomus]

Taccy. I dont' know if you'll see this or even care, but I need to say this. It's been bugging me way too much. 

If I offended you or upset you? I want to sincerely apologize. This was not the intention and I feel I may have. I know It's a couple weeks too late, but I didn't know and it bothered me way too much. I never wanted to offend you, I never wanted to upset you and I was afraid I would. I am sincerely and deeply sorry. It was never the intent. I only hope if you read this, you'll forgive me and if not I understand. Even if you weren't offended or upset I still need to say this. I have to. 

Taccy, I'm sorry. I really and truly am.

[Paxination]

THIS MUST CONTINUE!

[Heisenberg]

The nation has spoken!

Congrats on staff Nos, you're no longer punier, although there's now proof you are my junior. You entered the game I've been winning for years, I've outlasted and outpunned all my moderator peers. For a staff is useless without a wielder, and trust me when I say I will not yield, sir. You may have joined my league, but I'm a legend. I've been here for years and I haven't lessened. I'm an old dinosaur call me Moderaptor, but I've evolved; call me Modadaptor. Best Guard your World before I Edit (They were Mod puns, I'll doubt you'll get it).

[LordTomenon]

I'm an old dinosaur call me Moderaptor, but I've evolved; call me Modadaptor. Best Guard your World before I Edit (They were Mod puns, I'll doubt you'll get it).

...
I think this wins you the internet

[Fithboy]

He's looking for rhymes and don't forget it, my puns have reached the top of reddit. Taccy got tacky and Nos has gone whacky, they can't rap as well as my aunt Jackie. Now let's make this clear, neither of you appear to even come near my political sphere. Compared to me you're just second gear. I'm like a chandelier,  hanging over you my peers, some call me the rap engineer. I'm just trusted plus, I don't make a fuss, but now I've got to catch the school bus. I'll be back soon, sorry to burst your balloon, but flows from the top is my tycoon

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