Banned - epicfacecool

Name of banned player: epicfacecool

Time/date banned: sometime between right this very second, and 3 min ago

Length of ban: until notch adds wings to pigs

Reason banned: Ok. You know how you watch a new player running through spawn and you see them trying to break everything the come across, and you just know that as soon as they leave spawn protection they're going to just start breakin shit. Well that was Mr. epicfacecool (BTW, you have an epic cool face name). As soon as he left spawn protection he started breaking glowstone blocks on my road. He then proceded to run into an occupied home and try to break their lock chest WHILE the homeowner was standing right next to him. Over the following few minutes, he proceded to move from house to house trying to break/steal anything that was not tied down.

Congrats man, you are are already on your way to a life long career as a professional Home Invasion Tactical Engineer. Please send my regards to all your fellow inmates in prison.

I supose for those that are still skeptical of the guiltiness of Mr. epicfacecool, even after reading my amazing story, here is a picture that was taken by the Oasis CSI team shortly after the crime was committed:




PS. Please appeal, because I had fun with this and would love to hear your counter argument.