Oh sheesh yall!!

Hey people,

Been on here for a while figured I may as well jump on the introduction bandwagon so, my real name is Kallen, age 22 and im from the best city in the world *cough* Perth Western Australia. I enjoy flower arranging and long walks on the beach. BURN. Nah im into the general blokey stuff like beer girls and obviously minecraft. I do do a lot more than just that however as Im in my final year at Uni, strum the guitar every now and again and play ice hockey which I freaking love. Soooooooooooooo, if you have the compelling urge to become my friend by all means hit me up. Though there is a long wait in line I assure you its worth it.

Happy minecrafting people and I shall see you on the other side.

Vulker (kallen).

p.s. The name Vulker i got from one of my maths lectures at uni called Vulker Rhebok. How awesome is that name, sounds like a kick ass ninja hero or somthing. So i decided to use it as my alias.

Do you plank? I hear people from Australia plank. If you plank, please take a picture of yourself planking in an extremely dangerous place.

no i havnt done any planking yet but hey, im open to suggestions.

Ill tell you all what, if you can come up with a cool idea for a plank for me to do, i will indeed do it and post a pic up here for you!!!!

As long as it dosnt involve me killing myself or getting arrested :)

plank on a cactus that would be full of win

:thumbs:

I went planking the other day.. got in big trouble by cops. Meh lol.. They "disposed" of me camera with me planking so too bad..

Ill have to try to find a big ol' cactus then, not sure where to look.

The outbacks! Nah.. the cactuses there aren't solid enough to plank on.. would be unpleasant if you do plank on it..

Epicplank?
http://www.iliketoplank.com/sites/iliketoplank.com/files/imagecache/front-page-image/plank-boarding.jpg

Welcome to OasisSmp

I've found a place for you to plank. It's in your city, too. Yes, I know where you live. 0.o

Speaking of being a creeper stalker, kingfinal lives near a road called plank road. They should plank on it.

Ha well seeing as I did state the exact city in which I live finding it on Google maps shouldn't be too much of a challenge. It's also quite effing sad that the most iconic Perth relic you could find was an out of place, waste of tax payers money (which includes my god damn money), monument to a sad act Premier who did bugger all else and the reason sick dying children with sad faces are turned away because the hospital didn't get enough government funding to increase their number of beds. Basically the abortion of a tower does deserve the respect of a good planking however I would rather not impale myself on a shitty piece of artificial scenery. Though, a blood soaked tower with a festering corpse as a Christmas tree star would be a darn improvement over the later. Hell might even be considered art. You know what fuck it, ill do it just to prove a point. Then at my funeral you can all come and build me a catacomb using 1x1 cobbley stone blocks that you mined up with with your bare fricking hands!!!!!!

Vulker wrote:Ha well seeing as I did state the exact city in which I live finding it on Google maps shouldn't be too much of a challenge. It's also quite effing sad that the most iconic Perth relic you could find was an out of place, waste of tax payers money (which includes my god damn money), monument to a sad act Premier who did bugger all else and the reason sick dying children with sad faces are turned away because the hospital didn't get enough government funding to increase their number of beds. Basically the abortion of a tower does deserve the respect of a good planking however I would rather not impale myself on a shitty piece of artificial scenery. Though, a blood soaked tower with a festering corpse as a Christmas tree star would be a darn improvement over the later. Hell might even be considered art. You know what fuck it, ill do it just to prove a point. Then at my funeral you can all come and build me a catacomb using 1x1 cobbley stone blocks that you mined up with with your bare fricking hands!!!!!!

Hmm, I hadn't seen that you had posted your city. I just traced your ip there, so I thought I was all 1337 h4x and stuff. Oh well. And yeah, you should give that building a good planking >:(

Ha ha nice thats hell ninja. How far can you trace it??? Ive got my picture on google maps riding my bike!!!!! On like 4 slides!!!!!!!

Vulker wrote:Ha ha nice thats hell ninja. How far can you trace it??? Ive got my picture on google maps riding my bike!!!!! On like 4 slides!!!!!!!

Lol, that's cool. I can pretty much trace you to your house, but then again, anyone can if they want. No one has any privacy right now as long as they're using a computer.

Jake and Amir is the best. Just sayin'.