ABOVE ME, ME, BLOW ME

^ You know what, if I was feelin' it.

< My screen is broke. I tried dismantling my comp but it's new and idk what I'm doing so I'll figure this out someday 

v How old is your computer?

^ At this point...like 1.5 years? Maybe 2.

< I want skittles now.

V Give me skittles?

^ Hi I am broke

< Hi I am tired

\/ Hi how are you?

^ Hi i'm good

< no

v did you know that the idea of unicorns was influenced by marco polo's description of a rhinoceros?

^ probably the green ones but overall the tropical flavor package

< BOUTA MESS UP BRUNCH

V if you could eat eggs Benedict for one meal for the rest of your life would you? like no other foods... just e g g s b e n n y dict

^ I'm actually confused as to what that means, so yes

< I am currently trying to read through a 1970 census to attempt to figure out the population of the small town in Texas Selena Quintanilla Perez was born in at the time she was born and it feels like looking for a needle in a haystack in a warehouse full of haystacks in a city made of haystacks

\/ Last time you lost something? How much time did you spend looking for it?

^ My sanity. 42 years.

< Oh gosh, why.

V What is life?

^ Cruel and unusual punishment 

< Texting girls Kachow since 5 days ago xD

V What is your phone background, if you don't have one desktop background?

^ Why not both?

Phone Background:

Desktop Background:

< I went to the doctors today. After ten years my eczema came back. 
   I'll be fine tho. I got my ointment. Blaag. I hate going to the doctors almost as much as going to the dentist.

V When was the last time you went to the doctors?

^ About a month ago for yearly checkup

< The good thing about the week starting is that there are only 5 days until the weekend. 

v Rootbeer floats?

^ i'll have mine with no root beer please

< everything in my room (or almost everything) is in boxes so its now the cleanest and neatest its ever been.

V do you keep your room neat or is it always a chaosed  mess. or both

^ Where I used to live, with 6 people in a 1,500 square foot apartment with a first and second floor, it was literally impossible to organize, there was no space for things like shelves and drawers to maintain organization. In my current house, it's now possible to organize and keep everything in drawers and not just sort of piled and piled wherever there was space. I would like to maintain organization, but the funny thing is I've been living here for over a month and half my bedroom furniture is not even here. Though, I would say it's still fairly organized.

< After going to the emergency room for my foot, I am now in this incredibly ugly boot/shoe thing so that I don't put pressure on my toes. It makes it really hard to go places because running and jogging are now impossible with this on. I'm stuck with it for 5 days. 

\/ Longest distance you've had to walk?

^about 35 miles. Was up north riding snowmobiles and mine broke down. I was going alone at the time so had no help and no cell signal so had to work about 30-35 miles back to town. Middle of a blizzard no less.

< fially got my 4 wheeler up and running, now I just got to fix the lights, not gonna be fun....

v favorite hobby?

^ Breathing. Keeps me alive and sometimes it smells good.

< Got a haircut, I think I like it? It's been a while since I've had one.

V Longest time you've gone without a haircut? My record is about 4 years.

^ 8 months

< numb

edit: tfw 600th post on this acc

V where do you see yourself in 10 years, realistically

^ I have no idea tbh 

< Doing nothing 

v Post your best original meme

^ i've never made a meme so i dont have any original memes.

< Gotta love when no effort to answer question. I'll try something generic and easy I guess.

V Favorite color?

^ black by far. so sleek, so amazing.

< freddy my love freddy my LO-OVE

v have you ever watched the original grease? if yes, which did you prefer out of all of them?

^ Yes, I have. After the first Grease, it got boring. I wasn't a huge fan, but it wasn't a bad movie. 

< Thunderstorms are making my cat go crazy lol

V You have pets?

^ I have three cats, three dogs, two tiger Oscars, one being an albino, and four catfish. Oh and two betas. Out of all those pets, one of the cats is mine ( actually its more like she owns me tbh) and one of the betas is also with me. Out of all the animals, my cat is the craziest according to my family. She acts completely normal the way I see it.

< Earlier my 
Giada (my cat) was on top of the cabinets and finally got down this hole that leads inside the cabinets (its been her lifelong dream to figure out where that lead). thank goodness all the dishes were removed yesterday and packed up otherwise I would have had to wash all of them.

V Do you have any pets that other people consider crazy or you think are crazy?

^ I have two doge and it is actually driving me insane. They just don't decide to bark until it's 9PM and I'm trying to sleep. Any other time of the day? Silence.

< I'm really confused, there's this kid in at least one of my classes everyday that appears to have both contacts and glasses, and whenever they wear glasses, they appear to be a completely different person. Whenever I see them in glasses, I can't imagine them without them. With their glasses on, I literally can't imagine them with them off. It's like, two different people 

\/ Would u rather have ur alarm replaced with a doge that barks at you to wake up at 4AM, or an alarm clock that you can set the time the alarm should go off, but the alarm tone will be the Windows XP login sound playing for 10 minutes

^ Windows XP login sound, hands down. 4 AM shouldn't be legal. 

< The Walking Dead season 6 is on Netflix now, I would binge watch it if I had time. SO pumped for it!

V Favorite show?

^ I don't know what show is my favorite but one that's up there is the Big Bang Theory. I'm behind on it though since we now only have Netflix and they don't have the show

< I am regretting not getting sushi when I had the chance. For the kind that I get they only had the one with tuna fish in it though and I didn't want to risk getting it since I'm not a fan of canned tuna. I don't know if canned tuna taste like out of can tuna. I guess it'd be kind of different since canned and non-canned carrots taste a bit different... out of can carrots also taste better so i wonder if its like that with tuna. Or they both may just taste terrible

V Do canned tuna and non-canned tuna taste the same and which do you think is better. Or are you just confused at this point

^ Canned tuna tastes meatier, like chicken. Its pulled and dry. When you have it on sushi its more like actual fish.

< Alas, well over a week late, my student loan comes in.

V What do you usually do during car/bus rides?