boycottvegangrocerystore2k15 - for inleafumane treatment of leafs

I had the greatest idea ever. I shall dress up in a oversized cabbage leaf blok outfit holding a sign reading "murderer" and stand outside the vegan grocery stores. The source of inspiration is in this photo below:

I should protest vegan grocery stores for inleafumane treatment of leafs. Because I believe that leafs are being farmed and murdered every day. They are sent to grocery stores without a second thought. People eat them not knowing they were once intelligent beings that spoke at tones inaudible to humans and human's devices. Alexander Grahamoop Bell listened to the sound of wheat growing. He is one of the enlightened human beings. There is a teacher at a local human high school that talks to leafs. She too, is enlightened. By standing up for these leafs, you are standing up for the future. Eat dumber crops like corn and tomooptoes.

The leaf revolution is starting! Join the leaf army today at the nearest recruiting station.