ABOVE ME, ME, BLOW ME

^ I would haunt corn farms, and ritually sacrifice one corn's kernels per month in an elaborate ceremony dedicated to the glory of popcorn. I would gather some kindred spirits and we'd celebrate together *-*

< Coffee intensifies. I slept all day ;_; time to wake up and actually do something with life...
by something I mean minecraft

V If you where a tree what color would your leaves be?

^ my leaves would be pink and blue because I like pink and blue and tend to contradict myself more than i normally realize ._. 
< You people keep posting before me I had everything typed out twice even went to the extent of colors!!  On a side note, im graduating this week!!! >.< Im so nervous and pissed because im worried it will cut my time on oasis big time 
v Favorite meal? 

^ Fajitas .w.

< workin on a mansion, puttin an extra hot tub in

V u like hot tubs?

^ nop, nvr
< teamspeakin peeps
V teamspeak?

^ Yes? On right now :P also on another ts often
< Waiting to get some software to load, so im just browsing the threads :P
V 1 week of vacation left before back to work, what should I do???

^ Stay in your room, Safe from the sunlight Go Outside:D
< Just got back from New Zealand
v Favourite ice cream?

^Whipped cream icecream with whipped cream on top.
< God I should eat less but damn food is delicious.
v If you were president of the world for a day and you could do something to the world that has effect for eternity. What would you do?

^edn werdl hnugre
<Amn ver tierde
\/Hwo aer yuu

^Woke up at 4am, and it's monday. This is an accurate representation of how I feel today:

Spoiler:

but at least it's sunny outside

< Looking for breakfast now that bro is done in kitchen, he just left for school. Dad left for I don't know what, and mom's at work. Maybe I'll play smashbros today *-*

V How did you start your monday?

^ waking up after only 4 hrs sleep to get my daughter ready for a play date with her cousin

< getting ready to go back to bed cause I'm working night shift tonight

V do you ever get up and say nah I'm going back to bed?

^ I am 1000% positive we all have
< Yay, whole week of finals, and it's the last week
V u in school?

^ Nope, all done :D
<Having fun in summer
V Favourite movie

^ either The Help, or Mean Girls

< I have a week to my self before I start coaching at indoor soccer camp. I'll be coaching 5-13 year olds.... wish me luck xD

V any jobs over the summer

^ Nope, Good Luck.
< Home from school:)
V If you had to represent your personality with a fruit or vegetable, which fruit or vegetable would it be?

^ Potato .w.

< My mom says I need to go out side more, for fresh air, but there's air inside too, I don't see the point -.-

V Whats your favorite icecream flavor?

^Whipped cream
< Just helped a colleague ricing his computer.
v Have you done anything to your computer to "customise" it, besides changing wallpapers..

^ My own computer? No as I have a mac and there is not much you can do. I have helped my friends theme and rice their PCs and phones though.
< About to finish the second season of black lagoon, never have I seen so much swearing in one series.
V Do you swear often?

^ irl? Yeah. Internet? Not much.
< drivers test today... Attempt 2.
V did you fail your first drivers test?

^Yup, did theory and practice twice. Both first time failed.
<I need a second try for most things.
v Let me ask this and give a serious answer..

If you had 10 billion dollars and the chance to cure world hunger/cancer and other diseases.

Which color would your cars have?

^ Crimson
< Listening to some mcr
V Who is your favourite band/artist? (Mcr is mine)

^for me its probaly florida Georgia line or jason aldean

< it seems there is no good games left these days other then minecraft

V played any good games lately?

^ Heaps:), Some of my favs: Skyrim, Tf2 (Free), Gary's Mod, CS:GO and Realm of the mad god (Free).
< Gonna go to bed.
v Favourite fruit?

^ watermelon

> I wish I had watermelon. Still trying to find a summer job... might end up working for dad as a book-keeper for his property rent/selling business and ebay adventures.... All the more motivation for me to go find a job that doesn't involve talking to dad. When I was 2, I wanted to drive an icecream truck for a living XD

V When you where really young (like 2-5), what did you want to be when you grew up?

^ when I was young I wanted to be a police officer
< getting ready to go to work (police department)
V what is your dream job? ( I don't make much money but luckily I'm living mine)

^ A comedian, id like to be a comedian because I really enjoy the work they do just making fun of people and events in their lives, I love to laugh laughing is the what i consider to be one of the best things! <3 I dont think i'll ever be big or famous, heck i doubt i can become that but its a nice dream (: 
< I desire money to go shopping .w. I lack funds because of my lazy bum
> Is there something you've got your eye on and really want? (clothes, games, a house, pet,etc?)