[sarcasm]Reply to mozzy hug app+come practice your noob language

I just had to do that :P


you can either lol at this or try and correct it. you will win 1 internet if you do level 1 and one diamond/notchface sandwish for level 2.

Noob level 1:

Why do you deserve noobandunhappy status?: bcauz me am very cool guy and i kan code 100 monstr in 1 dey. mi dad w0rk w/ n0ch so you beter mak me the noobandunhappy person bcauz i dserv it n f yo donyt i wil ask my dad noch ann eh wil1 bannzyou. i forg ot my firef0x dictonary tat corec me but uidon t nid itt. my engriwhs is perfec an yuo pr0bly undez tstan al o dat.. als0 mi broter is ariley n me sis'$/ is aloy, . i wil n0nw uze mi smilez 0 deth


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o k n0 w i wna tlk abt s0mfing. lats nit i go t laiid and me dad, N00Ch sed i s che perdy den i sai d n000. ye discus plz i nid to kn0 if me dady wil punich mi. i herdz he'lwil tek te strapz n strapzz me small ass.
o yaa btww me is 24 i n caz yoou0r wopjndering.



Noob level 2(This is pretty hard, good luck)
H9IIA ME TDAY WILLLSA D KALLL NOCHH B KOZ I HEZR HEE IZZ A P9ALRICERL. O K NJ0W YO BETR NO, IM NT ZOM 10 IEAR K1D. ME GRWN I M A 32 IAERDASD OOLD.A

good luck :D

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Blatant copypasta is unoriginal.

Fishmeister wrote:Blatant copypasta is unoriginal.

no

I shall transcribe:
Level 1 : Why do you deserve noobandunhappy status?: Because I'm a very cool guy and I can kill 100 monsters in a day. Also, my dad works with Notch so you should give me the noobandunhappy status because Ideserve it and if you don't I'll tell my dad and Notch to ban you. I forgot my Firefox dictionary that usually corrects me but I fon't need it. My English is probably perfect and you can understand all of this. Also, my brother is Ariley and my sister is Alloy. I will now use my emoticons of death.
(insert tons of smileys here)
Ok now I want to talk about something. Last night I got laid, and my dad, Notch, asked if she was pretty and I said no. Please discuss this as I need to know if my dad will punch me. I heard he will take a strap and whip me with it... Oh yes, and by the way, I'm 24 in case you were wondering.

Level 2 : Hya, today I shall call Notch as I heard he is a popsicle(?). Ok now I think you had better know that I'm not some 10 year old kid. I'm actually a grown 32 year old.

I r teh Prozosaurus rex.
Goodbye, now, and have a very merry Xmas.

You sir, are the noob god.