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The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by Nevermoric on 12/18/2011, 11:45 am

The first main guild area has been built right by the mountains around seatown. Anyway we as the mage guild have come up with some pretty cool shiz if I do say so myself,
What we have:
1. Vaults for Mages of the Guild
2. A enchantment table surrounded by books when you hit the switch inside
3. Many secret passages and other private within the guild things
4. Mordor
5. Ranks within the guild
6. Our own system of currency counsisting of dollars and cents
7. A suggestion board
7. Potion classes (no not with Snape)
8. An armory
9. A chain of complains (First tell your superior wizard then he/she may tell his/her and so on and so forth
10. Safety Torches and Safety Water.
11. Zulway God of Mercy
12. Anthrax God of Powered Sugar
13. Zarthax God of Potato

Ranks as listed:
Associate
Novice
Apprentice
Potato
Journeyman
Evoker
Conjurer
Magician
Warlock / Witch
Wizard
Master-Wizard
Arch-Mage
A God

Application:
IGN:
Age:
Skill with Magic:
Purpose of Joining:

What is your name?:

What is your quest?:

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow.

What is magic?:

Where did my pants go?:

Other Comments:

After completeing registration you will be appointed one of the wizarding ranks.
Now go forth and explore with Mercy, Zulway

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by commander_chair on 12/18/2011, 12:15 pm

you know being extremely constipated and cold trying to go to the bathroom in a restroom in your church while listening to old men fart and take shits isn't as fun as it sounds.

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by fidel52 on 12/18/2011, 12:27 pm

IGN:LOLSHIP
Age:13
Skill with Magic:able to make potions
Purpose of Joining: lol idk looks cool

What is your name?: Fidel

What is your quest?:to finger my own bunghole without my fingers

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow?: all of the above? lol

What is magic?:what is love?

Where did my pants go?:ate them

Other Comments:icanzmakecookeizzzzz

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Um

Post by Nevermoric on 12/18/2011, 12:47 pm

fidel52 wrote:IGN:LOLSHIP
Age:13
Skill with Magic:able to make potions
Purpose of Joining: lol idk looks cool

What is your name?: Fidel

What is your quest?:to finger my own bunghole without my fingers

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow?: all of the above? lol

What is magic?:what is love?

Where did my pants go?:ate them

Other Comments:icanzmakecookeizzzzz
I don't know how to reply to this LOL

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by BroadStreetBully on 12/18/2011, 12:48 pm


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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by Yellobellyweasel on 12/18/2011, 4:24 pm


What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow.
what type? African, European, Mountain, etc.?

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by ExtraSauce on 12/18/2011, 5:20 pm

IGN: The Liar
Age: More than one era.
Skill with Magic: 101
Purpose of Joining: Control magic. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll.

What is your name?: M'aiq

What is your quest?: Travel along Tamriel without reason.

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow. Must be the same as an arrow targeted to someone's knee.

What is magic?: I don't know, must involve butterflies.

Where did my pants go?: M'aiq did not stole them.

Other Comments: I saw a mudcrab yesterday. Disgusting creatures. M'aiq find them useless.

har har har Elder Scrolls

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by killingking777 on 12/18/2011, 6:07 pm

Application: yes
IGN: killingking777
Age: 1311
Skill with Magic: arch mage in skyrim and oblivion, can alter the hardness of my penis and make trees defy gravity
Purpose of Joining: to alter the universe

What is your name?: Nat

What is your quest?: to reach the minecraft sun

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow? fast

What is magic?: like drugs just reality

Where did my pants go?: no comment

Other Comments: no

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by Nevermoric on 12/18/2011, 7:56 pm

ExtraSauce wrote:IGN: The Liar
Age: More than one era.
Skill with Magic: 101
Purpose of Joining: Control magic. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll.

What is your name?: M'aiq

What is your quest?: Travel along Tamriel without reason.

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow. Must be the same as an arrow targeted to someone's knee.

What is magic?: I don't know, must involve butterflies.

Where did my pants go?: M'aiq did not stole them.

Other Comments: I saw a mudcrab yesterday. Disgusting creatures. M'aiq find them useless.

har har har Elder Scrolls
Accepted. When Pyro or I are on message one of us and we will tp you their. Same to you killingking777

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by SpartanSOBCA on 12/18/2011, 9:57 pm

IGN: J'Zargo (SpartanSOBCA)
Age: J'Zargo does not think J'Zargo needs to share this information
Lives: Khajiit all have 9 lives. J'Zargo lost 2.
Skill with Magic: J'Zargo thinks he is better than the Archmage.
Purpose of Joining: J'Zargo wants to be a good Destruction Mage.

What is your name?: J'Zargo

What is your quest?: J'Zargo wishes to be an Arch-Mage.

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow: J'Zargo thinks the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow is an arrow in the knee.

What is magic?: J'Zargo knows what Magic is.

Where did my pants go?: J'Zargo stole them.

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by Levi2252 on 12/19/2011, 11:52 am

Okay, got some pretty funny members joinin, so, i'll join. :P

IGN: Levi2251
Age: Almost two decades
Skill with Magic: Still trying to find out where mine went. :P
Purpose of Joining: Good people in this guild and it sounds very cool

What is your name?: Levi, if you haven't figured that out already.

What is your quest?: To find the lost city of ..... sorry lost the name...

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow. 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

What is magic?: cigam

Where did my pants go?: look in your pocket

Other Comments: Not here. Not now.


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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by Nevermoric on 12/19/2011, 11:55 am

Spartan / Levi = Accepted

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by Heisenberg on 12/19/2011, 12:39 pm


IGN: [Artisan] Taccypoo
Age: 14 (15 in just over a week)
Skill with Magic: Short range Enderman teleportation.
Purpose of Joining: I want to feel accepted. c:

What is your name?: Bob the grumpy potato farmer

What is your quest?: To grow the best goddamn potatoes this kingdom has ever seen.

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow?: Depends how much you chew it first.

What is magic?: When you fart and no one notices.

Where did my pants go?: They made good fertiliser.

Other Comments: One day I gave birth to an egg, and it hatched. Inside the egg was a seed. I planted this seed and to my surprise, it grew into a potato, but, to my increasing surprise, it was green and shiny. Thinking it was simply worthless, I threw it away. The moment it hit the ground behind me I was teleported there. Every since that day i have farmed these weird green potatoes and mastered their powers.

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by Nevermoric on 12/19/2011, 12:47 pm

Arecserpertered

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by SumBoDeee on 12/21/2011, 8:10 pm

IGN: SumBoDeee
Age: 13
Skill with Magic: Able to make some potions and enchantments.
Purpose of Joining: Fun, to get better with magic, more experience, learn new things

What is your name?: Dirty Dan

What is your quest?: To learn new things about magic, new potions, new enchantments, and to become the dirtiest human being known to man.

What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow? Google it.

What is magic?: The use of special powers to do something to someone, strengthen, or harm

Where did my pants go?: On the floor because you are sagging. "Pants on the ground"

Other Comments: trolololololololol <3

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The airspeed velocity

Post by Fuzzyplats on 1/6/2012, 5:29 pm

The airspeed volicity of a fully laden swallow is 3 kilometers an hour btw nice monty python quote
And
Age: Still no
IGN: i don't have one
Name: Dan Fuzzyplats
Quest: For the holy grail WILL YOU JOIN ME
And again: 3 kilometers an hour


THANKS :P Fuzzyplats the potato luver And this is why i want to be a mage Stay potatoey meh friends

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Re: The First Mage Guild of Oasis

Post by InitialBN on 1/6/2012, 5:44 pm

IGN is In-Game Name.

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