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What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by Ariley on 1/20/2011, 9:21 am

Minecraft is basically down and is derping on the floor like a magikarp out of water.

Uh..........

So yeah. Post ideas about replacements for your minecraft fix!

I suggest making some type of picture for the contest! Super fun, and you always have a shot to win!


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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by JakeandJosh on 1/20/2011, 9:46 am

Cry.

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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by Jerderpus on 1/20/2011, 12:25 pm

Make new skins for when it is back up, read a book, find a new game to play, become a furry, troll cats with laser pointers, go to school, cook some food, eat that food, do pushups, do situps, decide not to do pullups, practice with a yo-yo, untangle that yo-yo, do the trick 'walk the dog', actually walk the dog, make a phone call, hang up rudely, fap, buy cheetos, feed them to pigeons, sit and wait for a white car to get orange bird shit on its hood, go outside, squint from being unadjusted to brightness, pirate a movie, watch that movie, get arrested, pirate e-books on escaping from handcuffs, taste freedom, taste nightstick, make new friends in prison, recreate goatse, practice sock puppetry, read up on tax law, get off on good behavior, go into a temporary coma, paint a painting, draw a picture of a painter painting a painting of a person drawing a painter painting a yo dawg meme, re-lace your shoestrings into an intricate pattern, clean up your room, do household chores, make a house of cards, cheat and use glue, go fishing, try to catch turtles, birds, branches, frogs, and anything else that isn't a fish, get bored and go home with fishing line tangled on reel, throw pole in closet forever, carve a tree branch into a makeshift trident to fish with, go to pond and scare people around you, forget to tie string to trident and lose it after first throw, go streaking, cover yourself entirely except for your scrotum and make sure to get a deep tan, play final fantasy, roll to see if you're getting drunk, steal mountain dew.

Just a few ideas.

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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by Sainteven on 1/20/2011, 1:05 pm

post comments too long for normal people to read on a minecraft server forum...

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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by Fishmeister on 1/20/2011, 1:20 pm

1. Dead Rising 2. KILL ZOMBIES WITH A GOLF BALL TO THE FACE!
2. Play with LEGOs. It's IRL Minecraft Classic!
3. Accidentally a box

4. >>>/b/
5. Break Rules #1 and #2.
6. Flee from angry Internet who wants to feed you your dog's testicles for breaking Rule #1 and #2.
7. Set up the old Sega Genesis / SNES / NES for some more pixely goodness!

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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by Fishmeister on 1/20/2011, 1:27 pm

Or you could connect to the server and play, like I am right now.

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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by saeTan on 1/20/2011, 2:16 pm

Jerderpus wrote:Make new skins for when it is back up, read a book, find a new game to play, become a furry, troll cats with laser pointers, go to school, cook some food, eat that food, do pushups, do situps, decide not to do pullups, practice with a yo-yo, untangle that yo-yo, do the trick 'walk the dog', actually walk the dog, make a phone call, hang up rudely, fap, buy cheetos, feed them to pigeons, sit and wait for a white car to get orange bird shit on its hood, go outside, squint from being unadjusted to brightness, pirate a movie, watch that movie, get arrested, pirate e-books on escaping from handcuffs, taste freedom, taste nightstick, make new friends in prison, recreate goatse, practice sock puppetry, read up on tax law, get off on good behavior, go into a temporary coma, paint a painting, draw a picture of a painter painting a painting of a person drawing a painter painting a yo dawg meme, re-lace your shoestrings into an intricate pattern, clean up your room, do household chores, make a house of cards, cheat and use glue, go fishing, try to catch turtles, birds, branches, frogs, and anything else that isn't a fish, get bored and go home with fishing line tangled on reel, throw pole in closet forever, carve a tree branch into a makeshift trident to fish with, go to pond and scare people around you, forget to tie string to trident and lose it after first throw, go streaking, cover yourself entirely except for your scrotum and make sure to get a deep tan, play final fantasy, roll to see if you're getting drunk, steal mountain dew.

Just a few ideas.

i read the whole thing. sometimes i lol'd, sometimes i meh'd.

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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by Fishmeister on 1/20/2011, 3:50 pm

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Re: What to do while minecraft is down?

Post by metamorphosis on 1/21/2011, 3:16 am

watch sum sexsay pr0nz.

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