Being slapped in the face with finals and major assignments...AT THREE AM

So on Wednesday I lost literally all the progress I made on my poems for English class, and I needed to get 22 poems of different types by 8AM TODAY (Friday) I was very sick Thursday and spent the day sleeping with only two hours of work time. Now I am so sleepy that this happens.



QUICK SOMEONE HIT ME WITH THEIR CAR SO I DONT HAVE TO TURN IT IN IN FIVE HOURS

Stay in school, Don't do drugs, Go on Oasis, Hail Satan, in that order.

Sometimes on my way to school I wonder what it would be like to get hit by a car right there... Not major injury hit, but enough to send me a few feet, bruised all over... Then you can walk into class 20 minutes late, teacher be like "What shenanigans is this?" And you just say "I got hit by a car this morning, its a wonder Im here at all. As a matter of fact, I think you owe me now." Then you get a 15% pity bonus for getting hit by a car.

If you hadnt noticed, Im not the most mentally stable person in the world. Anyways, school, no drugs, Oasis and Satan. Like Brick said.