Weird Confessions

*Walking past whatever TV show my siblings are watching on Netflix*
*Two hours and 6 episodes later, I find myself more into My Little Pony than my siblings are*
Anyone ever have the problem before? Now I suddenly wish I was a female 6 year-old.
If thou be brave enough, post ye Weird Habits/Confessions here!

Uh. I like carrots more than potatoes in real life.

I'm actually a human, pretending to be a sheep pretending to be a human. Shhhh.

I'm a gay robot.

I'm a gay robot.

I'm the white version of Morgan Freeman.

zwhale and I aren't related

Sometimes I close the curtains, windows, and blinds in broad daylight because the neighbor grew hedges and turned their blinds at an angle where; they can see our windows, upstairs windows but we can't see their windows from upstairs or downstairs windows. One time I went outside and the neighbor looked at me from their window so I just frowned and they looked away and kept walking. I have an really good sense of hearing, and when I keep my windows open, and they keep the window open with blinds at an angle... I can hear them talking about our house and us when I put a book by the window and stand by it. 

So, out of plain paranoia I put books lining the window so they can no longer see me. And while changing clothes...there goes the bookshelf

I like the metro interface in windows 8.







Judge me.

I strangely really enjoy watching like the hour long Infomercials at 3:00am (Ninja, Excercise, Food)

pokekid3847 wrote:I like imeanHATE the metro interface in windows 8.







Judge me.

Same, I hate it too. <3 -jand

I have a fear that a duck is watching me at all times.

I like watching cops(the tv show) and guessing the outcome of an episode.

madscientist032 wrote:I'm a gay robot.

I once cooked bacon with my bare hands.

Accusing_panda4 wrote:I'm the white version of Morgan Freeman.

I'm not actually Morgan Freeman, or Legolas.

I'm not gonna post my other weird confession. There are innocent ears.

lord i have the same problem i get caught sitting with my 5 year old (girl) cousin starring at the screen while sophia the first is playing

4emersons wrote:Uh. I like carrots more than potatoes in real life.

Whoa whoa whoa! Did everyone seriously just ignore this?








Whoa

I used to be scared of vacuums.

There once was a really stubborn leaf named jan, the leaf liked a human who everyone said was a complete birch, who was told to me to be a player, a liar, a racist bully, and um. The unspeakable.

 -9 in 10 stories are true

Jan - ignores and likes that human anyway

-finds out this person needs to burn in fire and be remurdered, even in Birchell. 




P.S. You didn't have to read this, butt if you're really determined to read what I wrote keep reading, Jan's true species is Leaf. Leafs are intelligent species who have learned to assimilate as useless leafs that when buried create new trees in real life. The truth is we get the fluff up and find new saplings then when scientists come around we bury our dead or pretend to be there. Humans are not very smart, I put on some mascara and flesh tone paint and no one notices... 
lolbye

Wrong thread, Jan

Im not actually a wolf, I'm a human discuised as a wolf