Jesus Pig!?

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Jesus Pig!?

Post by Guest on 11/4/2013, 5:05 pm

So, today in my explorations I came across a pig that was walking on water, at first I was like LOL! LILYPAD, but then I realized, wait, I just came from a desert, so I swam out to the pig. 

I shit you not, this pig was walking on water.

I proceeded to name this pig "Bacon Christ"

If you find lil piggie messiah walking around, give him some water and maybe he'll turn it into wine or something....I don't know.

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Post by mickdude2 on 11/4/2013, 6:00 pm

Excuse me, I was wondering if you had time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, who can turn water into swine?

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Post by Guest on 11/4/2013, 6:04 pm

mickdude2 wrote:Excuse me, I was wondering if you had time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, who can turn water into swine?
That was one of the most amazing things I have ever read.

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Post by Shnoork on 11/4/2013, 6:24 pm

The bacon messiah hung on the hook for our skins...

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Post by Xhoblophone on 11/5/2013, 7:47 am

I essentially **** my pants hearing that title, sounds amazing.Shocked

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