Wall o' Puns
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Wall o' Puns
Kid: Mr Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Mr Owl: Well...Lets find out. *checks google*
Mr Owl: Well...Lets find out. *checks google*
MineCartbrother- Iron Miner
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Re: Wall o' Puns
Infinite amount of puns (and double entendres) out there, but I will deliver you my favourite.
From my memory I think this is from Act 1 Scene 1
Sampson: I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.
Gregory: The heads of the maids?
Sampson: Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.
Reply if you get the pun (you could say it's a double entendre) :3
From my memory I think this is from Act 1 Scene 1
Sampson: I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.
Gregory: The heads of the maids?
Sampson: Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.
Reply if you get the pun (you could say it's a double entendre) :3
Last edited by jackOPSftw on 7/19/2013, 5:00 am; edited 2 times in total
jackOPSftw- Diamond Miner
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Re: Wall o' Puns
You here about that guy who lost the feeling in the left side of his body in a car accident? :( He's all right now ;)
Re: Wall o' Puns
jackOPSftw wrote:Infinite amount of puns out there, but I will deliver you my favourite.
From my memory I think this is from Act 1 Scene 1
Sampson: I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.
Gregory: The heads of the maids?
Sampson: Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.
Reply if you get the pun (you could say it's a double entendre) :3
Grimtongue- Gold Miner
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Re: Wall o' Puns
What do you call a horse that gets out of jail?
Haybail!
Haybail!
MineCartbrother- Iron Miner
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Re: Wall o' Puns
The well known quote from the Simpsons... it's more like a double entendre but who cares :D
Mr. Burns: What do you think Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
Mr. Burns: What do you think Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
jackOPSftw- Diamond Miner
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Re: Wall o' Puns
What did the earth say to the sun
Your hot ehehehahahahah :3
Your hot ehehehahahahah :3
wedell2- Diamond Miner
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Re: Wall o' Puns
I was going to make a pencil joke, but what's the point?
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